10 [ BEST ] Santa Banta JOKES

SANTA BANTA JOKES

(1) santa ;- tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye.??

banta ;- bilkul chand jaisi..!!

santa ;- chand jaisi matlab..??

banta ;- matlab jo raat ko aaye or subha hote hi chali jaye..||

                                    



(2) santa banta se -
 
ek bar maine bhari mehfil me sher mara..
.
.
or sherni vidhva ho gyi..!!

                                      

(3) santa ;-  (airhostes se) aapki shakl meri biwi se milti hai..!

ye sunkar airhostes ne santa ke thappad mar diya....

santa ;- kamaal hai aadat bhi aisi hi hai...||

                                   

(4) santa ;- (petrolpump par) arey bhai ek rupey ka petrol dal do..?

salsmen ;- itna petrol dalvakar jaana kaha hai??

santa ;- arey yar kahi nahi.. ham to aise hi paisa udate rehte hain||

                                     

(5) santa ;- yar ye fon kiska hai, bda mast hai..!

banta ;- mera nahi hai, yar

santa ;- fir kiska hai??

banta :- yar girlfriend ka uthaya hai..!

santa ;- yar vo roz kehti thi ki mera fon nhi uthate..
aaj moka mila to utha laya...

                                    



(6) santa banta shaadi me gye 

santa vaha par plate me rakhe tissue paper ko khane ki cheez samajhkar khne lga..
.
santa ko tissue paper khate dekh banta bola-
oye mat kha isko feeka hai sala.!!

                                    

(7) (santa ki majakiya biwi)

santa ;- meri biwi itni majakiya hai ki kya btau..!!

banta ;- kaise??

santa;- kal maine uske peechhe se aankhe band karke puchha-
btao mai kon hu vo boli "doodhwala".

                                   

(8) (santa microsoft company me interiew ke liye gya) 

interview wala ;- java ke 4 version btao??
 
santa ;- mar java, mit java, lut java or sadke java.

interview wala ;- shabas ab aap apne ghar java..!!

                                      

   

(9) patni ko ek thappad marne ki saza 1000 rupey judge sahab ne sunai 

santa ne judge sahab se puchha ;- dusra thappad bhi maar du??

judge gusse me ;- kyo??

santa ;- sir kyoki khule nhi hain mere paas..!

                                    

(10) santa fifth me 5 baar fail hone ke baad banta se - 
mai khudkhushi karne jaa raha hu 

banta ;- abe mat kar nhi to agle janam me dobara 1st se padhna padega..

                                       



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